I did something really...weird...
I wanted to see Sarah Silverman's stand up show this past weekend and had no one to go with. So, in a brief moment of insanity, I posted on Craigslist personals (WHAAAAT????) for someone wanting to go with me. Posted, and didn't think about it again...until i checked my email the next morning and had over 100...that's right over 100...responses! I've had success on Craigslist finding employment opps, finding job candidates, selling furniture and "things"...but never really considered the personals...mostly because it's all kinda dirty and way over-the-top sexual!
But I posted a little about myself and mentioned "friends only" and I am really shocked at some of the seemingly quality guys that responded! I'm floored. So, I'm moving forward cautiously and actually gonna meet up with a couple of them. Have I stooped so low? Apparently. Oh well.
With the great variety of men out there, I realized that I need to figure out what it is I'm looking for. Not necessarily this list of perfect qualities...but as e-harmony puts it, your "must haves and can't stands". Hmmmm...
In any case, I did decide that if I could create the recipe for the perfect man, it would be:
- Part Wentworth Miller, but he's not allowed to smile (must be brooding at all times)
- Part Hayden Christensen, but he's not allowed to speak (must be silent at all times)
- Part Gus Hansen, when he goes "all-in" with a Q - 7 (its a fools hand, but he has confidence written all over his face...sexy)
- Part Vince Vaughn, when he goes off on one of his jibber-jabber rants...cracks me up!
- Part Justin Timberlake, when he's bustin' his super-fly moves
- Part Daniel Craig, when he's sportin' a perfectly fit 007 Hugo Boss suit...or not...hee!
- ...and finish it off with all-things Mark Darcy, both "Pride and Prejudice" and "Bridget Jones' Diary". Dreamy.
*sigh*...WHERE ARE YOU? ...ha!
