Grouchy...

You know what I just don't get?

• San Francisco weather. Holy crap. It jumps from 65 to 95 in a day and apparently, right back down again this weekend
• Men and their mixed signals.  They say women are emotional?  Sheesh...men are the moodiest mo-fo's around
• The people in the city sitting at the outdoor cafes in the Marina or Russian Hill at 2pm. Don't you have jobs?
• Stores that charge $300 for a really ugly dress.
• A woman's metabolism after 35. Seriously. Can't I eat ANYTHING without gaining weight these days?
• Salespeople that think its ok to be rude to the customer.
• People who just don't know how to accept hospitality. No, your whole family is NOT all sleeping on my 1 guest bed. You're not putting me out by sleeping on my bed (clean sheets) when I'm not even there!
• Refusing to put on your AC when its 100+ degrees. Goddamn cheapskates.
• Not dressing for your body type...I know random...but it confuses me.
• The lady who puts her bag on the bus seat next to her hoping that no one sits there...even when the bus is FULL.  (Trust me lady, I WILL sit there...and I'll push myself uncomfortably close to you.)
• Women who wear heels that they CLEARLY can't walk in. Take a class or wear flats.
• Jerks who try and cross the street when the countdown is at 3, 2, 1...you're NOT gonna make it before the light turns AND you're in the way of the cars trying to make a left turn. Share the road, people!
• Men who wear bike shorts (and the full get up, frankly) when they're only riding casually to work
• Men with ponytails
• Why hot weather makes me this grouchy...