I need a guru, a teacher, a yoda, a therapist (?)...to explain men, women, men & women, men vs women...to me. Please.
We've already laid the foundation months ago that I suck at dating. It's clearly because I just don't understand. Why do women turn into weaker, crazier versions of themselves and men into unavailable, more disrespectful versions of themselves? Why does dating bring out every hidden insecurity? Or is it just me?
I've concluded that men have no clue. AND...that women have no clue. (And that I have no clue.) Dating is simply 2 clueless participants trying to figure it all out...whatever "it" is...
Its HARD! Grrrr.... I will make an offering to the dating gods to make it easier on me. Meanwhile, I send out this message...
Dear perfect man who will make me blissfully happy: please miraculously fall out of the sky into my life and adore me for who I am, care about me, respect me, WORSHIP me (ha!), and allow me to do the same for you.
Unrealistic? Discuss.
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Random tidbits:
- I roasted pumpkin seeds and tossed them with sea salt and garlic powder. Delish!
- I found 2 of the cutest dresses at a random boutique in OAKLAND! Woot! (Perfect for my DC trip!) GQ seemed pleased and that made me happy.
- I gave up on the herbs. Too much work...too little patience...
- I had dinner with MM. Don't worry friends...it was completely platonic. And it was good to be CERTAIN that I'm over him.
- Stress from work has died down...so why do I still have this flesh-eating disease?
- I officially have jumped sides from "heels: the higher the better" to "lord give me some flats right now"
- I found out from my mom that my dad fell out of a tree (huh?) and hurt himself. I'm angry they waited a week to go to the hospital. I'm angrier they waited a week to tell me.
- My Citicard Reward Points just bought me all my Christmas presents for my family this year. I've finished my shopping. How jealous are you?
- I have concluded I should NEVER be photographed without makeup on...EVER!
- Every time I watch "The Hills", I am thankful that I no longer live in LA.
- With the Chargers struggling this year, what backup team, contender, do I root for?
- My roots are out of control. I'm too lazy to get my hair did. Oh well.
3 more days till DC...
