Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Fatso...

Yes, I'm officially one...a fatso.  

I recently saw a picture of myself and thought, "damn girl, eat much?".  And today, after showering and doing my once over in the mirror, I was saddened to see that I am clearly out of the "I've put on a few pounds" range and now nearing the "yes, I'm obese" range.  I'll start the excuses by saying that at 5' tall, even a few pounds seem like a lot.  And, work has been stressful so I may have been eating more than I should.  And, as I've hit my 30's, my metabolism has slowed down.  And, I've been really, really busy so finding time to workout has been tough.  And...and...

OK, OK!  I need to get on this.  My boobs are HUMUNGOUS...it's the first place I gain weight.  And my arms are ENORMOUS.  And whatever that flap of skin is under your chin...its now been filled with fat.  TEN POUNDS!  That's my goal.  I'm losing TEN POUNDS!  Do you hear me...10 extra lbs that have attached yourself to me (8 in my boobs, and 2 in my belly)...I will be rid of you!!!  Is it realistic to try to lose 1o lbs right during the holiday season?  Realistic, maybe not...but I'm betting on a miracle.  I'm going to DC this weekend and will eat my way around town with Jeans and listen to her BS me by telling me how great I look.  ha!  But, as soon as I get back, its on!!!  I declare WAR ON THE BULDGE!!!

I'll keep you all posted on my progress.