He asked "Susan, how well do you know my commandments?".
I replied, "God, I try to keep as many of the 10 commandments as I possibly can!"
"Susan, aren't you overlooking the 11th commandment?"
"Huh?"
And as clear as the morning sky, I heard him say "Thou Shall Not Spend Any More Money"
Daggers. Pain. NO! I can keep the sabbath, God. I can avoid murder and adultery, God. But, not spend any more money? NO!The problem with finishing Christmas shopping early is that you want to keep on buying...more and more presents. And then you come across stuff you want for yourself! Ugh. I must control my spending! I must!
With that being said, here are some things I want from etsy...but will NOT be buying:



*le sigh*...I want, I want, I want...