I'm certain that my life expectancy has got to be less than the average Betty. The more I think about it, the more I feel there's no way, but by the grace of God, that I'll live to see my retirement. ha! Here's why:
- I sometimes drink sugar-free Red Bull in the morning for breakfast
- I sometimes forget to wear sunscreen
- I sometimes fall asleep w/o washing off my makeup
- I sometimes eat pizza and burgers 3-4 times a week
- I sometimes brush but don't floss
- I sometimes (oftentimes) drink too much beer
- I sometimes wear shoes that are too high, too tight, and too bad for my back
- I sometimes slouch
- I sometimes tip the scale at 10-15 lbs overweight
- I sometimes (oftentimes) spend way to much money
- I sometimes neglect to call my parents
- I sometimes don't get enough sleep
- I sometimes (allthetimes) watch too much tv
- I sometimes stress too much about fantasy football & dancing with the stars
- I sometimes shun exercising
- I sometimes think badly about other people
- I sometimes don't eat enough vegetables
- I sometimes (toomanytimes) feel grouchy and take it out on others
I should probably start scouting out locations for my burial. But who's got the time? I'm too busy enjoying life! :)
