Hey Jess,
Gosh, I need to be honest with you...I really am NOT a fan. I think you're annoying and not the brightest girl ever and you even got me to root against Tony Romo just because I didn't want anything good to happen to you. And now, I feel kinda bad.
You see, I too, just lost a boyfriend. And, I too, just lost a dog (not to a coyote, though. I just didn't get to adopt the dog I wanted. Still...) And, I too, have put on a few pounds of late. So, I guess we're not as different as I thought. (Except for the fact that you're dumb as a rock)
With that being said, my boycott of your sometimes-cute-and-tempting products may be lifted. Not just because I think these boots are amazing, but because I feel a commonality with you. So, I may just buy these boots...for you, not for me...
Gosh, I need to be honest with you...I really am NOT a fan. I think you're annoying and not the brightest girl ever and you even got me to root against Tony Romo just because I didn't want anything good to happen to you. And now, I feel kinda bad.
You see, I too, just lost a boyfriend. And, I too, just lost a dog (not to a coyote, though. I just didn't get to adopt the dog I wanted. Still...) And, I too, have put on a few pounds of late. So, I guess we're not as different as I thought. (Except for the fact that you're dumb as a rock)
With that being said, my boycott of your sometimes-cute-and-tempting products may be lifted. Not just because I think these boots are amazing, but because I feel a commonality with you. So, I may just buy these boots...for you, not for me...
(PS, readers, I know, I know...I don't have the money to buy these boots...unless I go another couple weeks without fresh food and sustain on Lean Cuisine frozen dinners 5 for $10 at Safeway)...just a thought...
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