Gladiator Sandals: Let's have some respect for the short-legged women out there who can not pull off having leather straps working their way up the ankles
Though, I may try these if I can work it (the high heel might lengthen the leg so the the straps could work)
High-waist Bottoms: Let's have some respect for short-torso'd, thick-waist'd, lower-gutt'd women out there who cannot pull off having all their flaws along the middle highlighted by additional fabric.
Though I may try this if I can work it (the wide skirt below the high waist might hide all the jiggly parts) 
Though I may try this if I can work it (the wide skirt below the high waist might hide all the jiggly parts)
Bright Colors: Let's have some respect for semi-pasty, olive-toned Asian women who have gone their whole life being told not to wear yellow because they are yellow.
Though I may try this if I can work it (self-tanner may modify my skin tone just enough that it won't clash with the yellows and oranges)
I cleaned out my closet and have decided to part ways with things that I hoped would one day fit me again, but realistically never will. I feel purged. Refreshed. I need to go shopping!
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